German govt urges public to stop using Internet Explorer

FRANKFURT/BOSTON: The Ger­man gov­ern­ment urged the pub­lic on Tues­day to tem­porar­ily stop using Microsoft Corp’s Inter­net Explorer fol­low­ing dis­cov­ery of yet-to-be repaired bug in the web browser that the soft­ware maker said makes PCs vul­ner­a­ble to attack by hackers.

The secu­rity flaw, which affects hun­dreds of mil­lions of Inter­net Explorer browser users around the globe, pub­licly sur­faced over the weekend.

Microsoft had said on Mon­day that attack­ers can exploit the bug to infect the PC of some­body who vis­its a mali­cious web­site and then take con­trol of the victim’s computer.

The Ger­man government’s Fed­eral Office for Infor­ma­tion Secu­rity, or BSI, said that it was aware was aware of tar­geted attacks and that all that was needed was to lure web surfers to a web­site where hack­ers had planted mali­cious soft­ware that exploited the bug in Inter­net Explorer to infect their PCs.

A fast spread­ing of the code has to be feared,” the Ger­man gov­ern­ment said in its statement.

BSI advised all users of Inter­net Explorer to use an alter­na­tive browser until the man­u­fac­turer has released a secu­rity update.

Offi­cials with Microsoft did not respond to a request for com­ment on the move by the Ger­man government.

The com­pany late on Mon­day urged cus­tomers to install a piece of secu­rity soft­ware as an interim mea­sure, buy­ing it time to fix the bug and release a new, more secure ver­sion of Inter­net Explorer.

Microsoft did not say how long that will take, but sev­eral secu­rity researchers said they expect the update within a week.

The free secu­rity tool, which is known as the Enhanced Mit­i­ga­tion Expe­ri­ence Toolkit, or EMET, is avail­able through an advi­sory on Microsoft’s website.

The EMET soft­ware must be down­loaded, installed and then man­u­ally con­fig­ured to pro­tect com­put­ers from the newly dis­cov­ered threat, accord­ing to the post­ing from Microsoft. The com­pany also advised cus­tomers to adjust sev­eral Win­dows secu­rity set­tings to thwart poten­tial attack­ers, but cau­tioned that doing so might impact the PC’s usability.

Some secu­rity experts had said it would be too cum­ber­some for many PC users to imple­ment the mea­sures sug­gested by Microsoft. Instead they advised Win­dows users to tem­porar­ily switch from Inter­net Explorer to rival browsers such as Google Inc’s Chrome, Mozilla’s Fire­fox or Opera Soft­ware ASA’s Opera.

Inter­net Explorer was the world’s second-most widely used browser last month, with about 33 per cent mar­ket share, accord­ing to Stat­Counter. It was close behind Chrome, which had 34 per cent of the market.

World’s first ‘tax’ on Microsoft’s Internet Explorer 7

The Aus­tralian online retailer Kogan.com has intro­duced the world’s first “tax” on Microsoft’s Inter­net Explorer 7 (IE7) browser.

Cus­tomers who use IE7 will have to pay an extra sur­charge on online pur­chases made through the firm’s site.
Chief exec­u­tive Rus­lan Kogan told the BBC he wanted to recoup the time and costs involved in “ren­der­ing the web­site into a antique browser”.
The charge is set to 6.8% — 0.1% for every month since the IE7 launch.
Every month the sur­charge will rise by 0.1%.

Too much effort
Accord­ing to Mr Kogan the idea was born when the com­pany started work­ing on a site relaunch.
Mr Kogan said that even though only 3% of his cus­tomers used the old ver­sion of the browser, his IT team had become pre-occupied with mak­ing adap­ta­tions to make pages dis­play prop­erly on IE 7.
“I was con­stantly on the line to my web team. The amount of work and effort involved in mak­ing our web­site look nor­mal on IE7 equalled the com­bined time of design­ing for Chrome, Safari and Fire­fox.“
Mr Kogan said it was unlikely that any­one would actu­ally pay the charges. His goal is to encour­age users to down­load a more up-to-date ver­sion of Inter­net Explorer or a dif­fer­ent browser.
Mr Kogan told the BBC his cus­tomers were very happy and he had received a lot of praise for his efforts.
“Love your IE7 tax. I hope it becomes effec­tive” was one of the mes­sages posted to Kogan on Twit­ter.
IE7 was launched in 2006, but since then Microsoft has released two major updates to the soft­ware.
The launch of Inter­net Explorer 10 is due in the autumn.

10 Web Predictions for 2012

Wel­come to 2012! The web has reached its third decade and it’s chang­ing more rapidly than ever. I’m no Nos­tradamus but, unlike him, I’m pre­pared to make ten prophe­cies with­out resort­ing to ambigu­ous lan­guage or ten­u­ous expla­na­tions. I do not claim to have mys­ti­cal pre­dic­tive pow­ers but you’re wel­come to gaze at my crys­tal ball … the mists are clear­ing …

1. Chrome Will Over­take Inter­net Explorer

If cur­rent growth rates con­tinue, Chrome will become the world’s most pop­u­lar browser by the mid­dle of 2012 and end IE’s 13-year reign. There will be much rejoic­ing fol­lowed by a sickly hang­over when every­one real­izes just how pow­er­ful Google has become.

2. But IE10 Will be Bet­ter Than You Expect

In response to Google’s dom­i­nance, Microsoft will release IE10 dur­ing the spring. It’ll be a won­der­ful browser with a slick inter­face, amaz­ing speed and excel­lent W3C stan­dards sup­port. It’ll receive glow­ing reviews and every­one will humbly acknowl­edge the fine job Microsoft is doing.
We’ll sub­se­quently return to our default browsers once we real­ize two-thirds of the world can’t install IE10.

3. Win­dows 8 and Win­dows Phone May Sur­prise You Too

Painful expe­ri­ences of Win­dows Vista will be a dis­tant mem­ory by the time Win­dows 8 appears in the fall. It’ll be applauded by busi­nesses, home users, gamers and devel­op­ers alike. It’ll sell well even though the west­ern economies are in melt­down. Web devel­op­ers will also be able to lever­age their skills and write native Win­dows appli­ca­tions using HTML5, CSS and JavaScript.
Sim­i­larly, devices run­ning Win­dows Phone will become a viable alter­na­tive. Not every­one wants the geek of Android, the Apple-knows-what’s-best-for-you chic of the iPhone, or the best-for-business BS of Blackberry.

4. Tablets and Mobiles Will Begin to Influ­ence Web Design

Every­one will be tak­ing tablets in 2012. The Apple iPad and Kin­dle Fire are increas­ingly pop­u­lar and, within a few months, tablets will be de rigueur for any­one attend­ing a high-powered busi­ness meet­ing. They won’t be used or required, but they’ll make you look cool and impor­tant. Thou­sands of CEOs will con­sider tablets to be the future of IT and insist that all com­pany web sites and appli­ca­tions are com­pat­i­ble. On their device. In por­trait mode. At 480×800.
Per­haps that’s a slight exag­ger­a­tion, but web design­ers will almost cer­tainly need to con­sider small screen devices. Mobiles cur­rently account for 8% of all web access and it’s ris­ing rapidly.

5. Respon­sive Design Will Go Mainstream

With the excep­tion of a few major com­pa­nies, media queries have mostly been used for tech­ni­cal web­sites and demon­stra­tions. That will change in 2012 and every­one will want their site to work on desk­tops, tablets and smart­phones.
My only reser­va­tion: is the indus­try ready for respon­sive lay­outs? I’ve worked with many graphic artists over the years but very few could make the psy­cho­log­i­cal leap beyond fixed-width design. Fluid lay­outs have been with us since day one but the major­ity of the web remains stead­fastly rigid. If you only have time to learn one skill in 2012, make sure it’s CSS3 media queries.

6. Many Mobile App Devel­op­ers Will Switch to HTML5

The mobile mar­ket has become increas­ingly frag­mented with dif­fer­ing ver­sions of iOS, Android, Sym­bian, Black­berry OS, webOS, bada, Win­dows Phone, etc. Many com­pa­nies make a good liv­ing pro­duc­ing apps for a sin­gle plat­form but it’s increas­ingly dif­fi­cult to sup­port mul­ti­ple devices.
The sophis­ti­ca­tion of mobile browsers and APIs make HTML5 web apps an attrac­tive cross-device propo­si­tion. It’s still pos­si­ble to take advan­tage of app store adver­tis­ing, dis­tri­b­u­tion and mon­e­ti­za­tion by cre­at­ing small native wrap­pers which link to your online application.

7. Adver­tis­ers Will Dis­cover HTML5

If you con­sider web adver­tis­ing to be ugly and intru­sive now, think how bad it’ll be when adver­tis­ers adopt HTML5! The advan­tages (for them) include:

  • Adverts can adapt to dif­fer­ent devices and screen sizes using media queries and sim­i­lar technologies.
  • File sizes can be reduced so adver­tise­ments appear faster.
  • An advert can inter­act with any part of the page — not just its own box.
  • HTML5 adverts will be more dif­fi­cult to block.

HTML5 devel­op­ment tools may not be as sophis­ti­cated, but the supremacy of Flash adver­tis­ing is begin­ning to wane.

8. But Flash Will Sur­vive. Just.

Despite a rapidly-expanding mar­ketAdobe has aban­doned Flash on mobile devices. But the tech­nol­ogy is far from dead. The main rea­son: HTML5 and its devel­op­ment tools are rel­a­tively new whereas design­ers have been using Flash for more than 15 years.
I won’t pre­tend that the future is rosy for Flash, Sil­verlight or any other plu­gin tech­nol­ogy. They evolved to over­come the inher­ent omis­sions and slow progress of web stan­dards, but HTML5 is catch­ing up and legacy browsers will become less of an issue…

9. IE6 and IE7 Will Finally Die

In Jan­u­ary 2012, the world­wide mar­ket share for IE6 was 1.8% and IE7 was 4.0% — and they’re drop­ping fast. In many cases, the devel­op­ment cost for sup­port­ing those browsers can­not be jus­ti­fied.
How­ever, 5.8% of the mar­ket is a lot of peo­ple and they remain the default browsers for many large orga­ni­za­tions and gov­ern­ment depart­ments. The web is device agnos­tic; there may be few eco­nomic rea­sons to test legacy browsers, but active prej­u­dice against spe­cific sec­tors of the com­mu­nity is a dif­fer­ent mat­ter.
Ide­ally, web­sites should remain oper­a­tional in IE6, IE7 or any other web browser. The design need not be pixel-perfect — it can be down­right ugly. It does not nec­es­sar­ily require all the graph­ics, effects, ani­ma­tion or media. You may even choose to dis­able all CSS and JavaScript. But there’s no rea­son why your con­tent should not be avail­able to all.

10. Aver­age Page Sizes Will Reach 1MB

I hope this doesn’t come true but, if cur­rent trends con­tinue, the aver­age total weight for a sin­gle web page — includ­ing all CSS, JavaScript and media files — will be 1MB by the end of 2012. It’s ridicu­lous since HTML5 and CSS3 reduce the need for images and JavaScript. That won’t stop it hap­pen­ing, though.
If your pages are becom­ing bloated, do every­one a favor with a 2012 detox. Make it your New Year res­o­lu­tion. Who am I try­ing to fool? We’ll be stuff­ing our pages with tasty treats by Feb­ru­ary.
Do you agree with my mys­tic pre­dic­tions? Have you expe­ri­enced pre­mo­ni­tions of what’s to come in 2012? Happy New Year!

Internet Explorer 6 usage in the US dips below one percent, Microsoft celebrates with a t-shirt

IE 6 t-shirtIt looks like the web browser that wouldn’t die is finally on its last legs. While it’s not quite dead yet (espe­cially when you con­sider the world­wide usage fig­ures), use of Inter­net Explorer 6 in the United States has now offi­cially dropped below one per­cent for the first time, which is appar­ently good enough for Microsoft to do a bit of cel­e­brat­ing. It’s now send­ing out shirts like the one above to select folks, who can now wear their dis­dain for the out-of-date browser. Those inter­ested can find the lat­est world­wide num­bers at the source links below.

IE to Start Automatic Upgrades across Windows XP, Windows Vista, and Windows 7

Every­one ben­e­fits from an up-to-date browser.

Today we are shar­ing our plan to auto­mat­i­cally upgrade Win­dows cus­tomers to the lat­est ver­sion of Inter­net Explorer avail­able for their PC. This is an impor­tant step in help­ing to move the Web for­ward. We will start in Jan­u­ary for cus­tomers in Aus­tralia and Brazil who have turned on auto­matic updat­ing via Win­dows Update. Sim­i­lar to our release of IE9 ear­lier this year, we will take a mea­sured approach, scal­ing up over time.

As always, when upgrad­ing from one ver­sion of Inter­net Explorer to the next through Win­dows Update, the user’s home page, search provider, and default browser remains unchanged.

Good for Con­sumers, Devel­op­ers and Enterprises

The Web over­all is bet­ter – and safer – when more peo­ple run the most up-to-date browser. Our goal is to make sure that Win­dows cus­tomers have the most up-to-date and safest brows­ing expe­ri­ence pos­si­ble, with the best pro­tec­tions against mali­cious soft­ware such as malware.

For con­sumers, the safety ben­e­fits are one of the key rea­sons that the indus­try has been mov­ing towards auto­matic updates as the norm. This is increas­ingly impor­tant since the biggest online threat these days is socially engi­neered mal­ware, which typ­i­cally tar­gets out­dated soft­ware like Web browsers. The lat­est Microsoft Secu­rity Intel­li­gence Report, which is based on data from over 600 mil­lion sys­tems in over 100 coun­tries, is good read­ing to give you a sense of risks that stem from out­dated software.

We want to make updat­ing to the best pro­tec­tion pos­si­ble as fast and sim­ple as we can for Win­dows cus­tomers. IE is how mil­lions of Win­dows cus­tomers con­nect to the Web, so keep­ing that part of Win­dows updated at all times is crit­i­cal to keep­ing them safe online. With auto­matic updates enabled through Win­dows Update, cus­tomers can receive IE9 and future ver­sions of Inter­net Explorer seam­lessly with­out any “update fatigue” issues.

Wider deploy­ment of the most up-to-date browser ben­e­fits the Web in other ways as well. Devel­op­ers and online busi­nesses can rely on bet­ter browsers to deliver richer and more capa­ble Web expe­ri­ences. We built IE9 with a focus on mod­ern web stan­dards and inter­op­er­abil­ity so that devel­op­ers could spend less time cod­ing for spe­cific browsers and spend more time build­ing the next big thing on the Web. More of the Web run­ning an HTML5 capa­ble browser, vs. some­thing built ten years ago, is a great thing for devel­op­ers and the busi­nesses they support.

Respect­ing Cus­tomer Choice and Control

While the ben­e­fits of upgrad­ing are numer­ous, we rec­og­nize that some orga­ni­za­tions and indi­vid­u­als may want to opt-out and set their own upgrade pace. One of the things we’re com­mit­ted to as we move to auto updates is strik­ing the right bal­ance for con­sumers and enter­prises – get­ting con­sumers the most up-to-date ver­sion of their browser while allow­ing enter­prises to update their browsers on their sched­ule. The Inter­net Explorer 8 and Inter­net Explorer 9 Auto­matic Update Blocker toolk­its pre­vent auto­matic upgrades of IE for Win­dows cus­tomers who do not want them. Of course, we firmly believe that IE9 is the most com­pelling browser for busi­ness cus­tomers, and we want them to make the deci­sion to upgrade at their con­ve­nience. Com­mer­cial cus­tomers can learn more about how this auto upgrade affects them here.

Sim­i­larly, cus­tomers who have declined pre­vi­ous instal­la­tions of IE8 or IE9 through Win­dows Update will not be auto­mat­i­cally updated. Cus­tomers have the abil­ity to unin­stall updates and con­tinue to receive sup­port for the ver­sion of IE that came with their copy of Win­dows. And sim­i­lar to orga­ni­za­tions, con­sumers can block the update all together and upgrade on their own. Finally, future ver­sions of IE will pro­vide an option in the prod­uct for con­sumers to opt out of auto­matic upgrading.

Peter Clarke, Chief Tech­nol­ogy Offi­cer for the Isle of Man gov­ern­ment, recently talked about the impor­tance of approach in mov­ing the Web for­ward, while respect­ing cus­tomer choice:

“Get­ting peo­ple to use the lat­est browser ver­sion has many ben­e­fits, chief among them is that newer browsers have bet­ter secu­rity fea­tures and keep users safer. The Inter­net Explorer team’s bal­anced approach to help­ing peo­ple move to the lat­est ver­sion is a good idea. Not only does it help indi­vid­ual users, it also takes into con­sid­er­a­tion the needs of enterprises.”

Jere­miah Gross­man, Chief Tech­nol­ogy Offi­cer and founder of White­Hat Secu­rity agrees as well, saying…

“Auto­matic updates are a very good idea based on every piece of secu­rity research I’ve seen. Keep­ing soft­ware up to date — par­tic­u­larly Web browsers — is crit­i­cal for online secu­rity. With that in mind, I’m pleased that Microsoft is mov­ing toward an auto­matic update model, par­tic­u­larly since their approach bal­ances the needs of enter­prise cus­tomers who still need a mech­a­nism to man­age soft­ware updates.”

We are excited to help make the Web bet­ter by upgrad­ing Win­dows cus­tomers to the lat­est ver­sion of Inter­net Explorer.

Ryan Gavin
Gen­eral Man­ager, Inter­net Explorer Busi­ness and Marketing

Damien Hirst skull to go on show at Tate Modern

It was the world’s most expen­sive piece of con­tem­po­rary art, and one that sharply divided opinion.

Was Damien Hirst’s diamond-encrusted skull a work of genius from one of Britain’s most tal­ented artists ? Or a tacky sym­bol of excess and an art mar­ket “drunk with money”, as one critic put it?

Now the pub­lic can decide for itself as the skull, titled For The Love of God, is to go on pub­lic dis­play in Britain for the first time.

It will be exhib­ited in Tate Modern’s Tur­bine Hall from April 4 — June 24 2012 to accom­pany a major ret­ro­spec­tive of the artist’s work.

The skull will be housed in a spe­cial view­ing room amid tight secu­rity. Cast in plat­inum — but retain­ing the orig­i­nal teeth of the 18th cen­tury skull’s owner — and cov­ered in 8,601 dia­monds, it has a 52.4 carat pink dia­mond on its forehead.

When Hirst unveiled the work in 2007, it car­ried a price tag of £50 mil­lion. It was bought for an undis­closed sum by a mys­tery “con­sor­tium of busi­ness­men” that turned out to include Hirst himself.

Hirst explained how he came to name the skull. “The idea of the title came from my mother — when I had crazy ideas she used to say, ‘For the love of God, what are you going to do next?’”

The main Hirst show will run from April 4 — Sep­tem­ber 9 next year, form­ing part of the Lon­don 2012 arts fes­ti­val, and will fea­ture 70 of the artist’s works span­ning two decades.

Most of his great­est hits will be on show, from the pick­led shark to the cow and calf sus­pended in formalde­hyde, plus early exam­ples of spot paint­ings and med­i­cine cabinets.

But­ter­flies are a Hirst motif and one high­light of the exhi­bi­tion, a recre­ation of a 1991 work, will involve vis­i­tors walk­ing through a room filled with them. Ann Gal­lagher, the cura­tor, said: “It shows the but­ter­flies’ life cycle — hatch­ing, mat­ing and then expir­ing on the floor of the gallery.”

Chris Der­con, direc­tor of Tate Mod­ern, said: “Damien Hirst is an artist who we all think we know because of repro­duc­tions of his works in the media, but it becomes a com­pletely dif­fer­ent thing if you can expe­ri­ence them.

You will be able to see the skull in a com­pletely dif­fer­ent con­text, with­out the hype and speculation.”

He added that Hirst was “incred­i­bly excited and also a lit­tle bit ner­vous about how all these works, when put together, will look in the real­ity of a museum”.

Intel’s Parallel Extensions for JavaScript

Intel’s Par­al­lel Exten­sions for JavaScript, code named River Trail, hooks into on-chip vec­tor exten­sions to improve per­for­mance of Web appli­ca­tions. Details of Intel’s attempt to get on the JavaScript jug­ger­naut emerged last month at its devel­oper event.

The pro­to­type JavaScript exten­sion offered by Intel is intended to allow JavaScript apps to take advan­tage of mod­ern par­al­lel chip capa­bil­i­ties. Sequen­tial gives way to par­al­lel, at least in theory.

In-browser games and image edit­ing are pitched as exam­ples of appli­ca­tion ele­ments that would take advan­tage of new eight-core proces­sors, blogs Intel’s Stephan Her­hut.The soft­ware is said to ”play nicely” with the WebGL JavaScript API to OpenGL for 3D visu­al­iza­tion in the browser. Intel has a beta Fire­foxexten­sion for inter­ested devel­op­ers. Says Herhut:

You can down­load a pre­built ver­sion for Win­dows and 64 Bit MacOS [from github] or build it your­self. For the lat­ter, we have writ­ten a README that explains the process. Once you have the exten­sion installed, take a look at our demos to see what is possible.

Why should the browser be a sec­ond fid­dle to the oper­at­ing sys­tem? As browsers, JavaScript, and HTML5 gain more influ­ence, top-tier chip mak­ers will start to adapt their libraries to Web appli­ca­tion demands. More, includ­ing mate­r­ial on API design or the begin­nings of  API doc­u­men­ta­tion, is on a River­Trail wiki.

Google Can Now Execute AJAX & JavaScript For Indexing

This morn­ing we reported that the com­ments on Face­book are being indexed by Google. Google’s Matt Cutts just con­firmed on Twit­ter that Google is now able to “exe­cute AJAX/JS to index some dynamic comments.”

This gives Google’s spi­der, Google­Bot, the abil­ity to read com­ments in AJAX or JavaScript, such as Face­book com­ments or Dis­qus com­ments and oth­ers that are dynam­i­cally loaded via AJAX or JavaScript. In addi­tion, this means, Google is bet­ter at see­ing the con­tent behind more of your JavaScript or AJAX.

Japanese Fat Ban

The Japan­ese are try­ing to get super skinny after a recent law was passed that bans beer guts. They hope to ward off meta­bolic syn­drome, an all-encompassing term for the threat of high blood pres­sure, cho­les­terol, and belly fat… Or so they say. Japan’s already the skin­ni­est indus­tri­al­ized nation in the world! Sure, they love cul­ti­vat­ing a near-fascist homo­gene­ity, but pass­ing laws to man­date an already-prevalent body type seems a lit­tle exces­sive. We think they just want to get small enough so they can fit inside those god­damn child-operated mech-warriors the Japanophiles are always prat­tling on about.

Read more about Japan­ese body dis­mor­phia at vice­land

See the rest at VBS.TV: JAPANESE FAT BANELLIS JONES | VBS.TV Blog

iQ font — When driving becomes writing / Full making of

iQ font — When dri­ving becomes writ­ing / Full mak­ing of from wire­less on Vimeo.

Two typog­ra­phers ( Pierre & Damien / plmd.me ) and a pro race pilot (Stef van Camp­en­houdt) col­lab­o­rated to design a font with a car.
The car move­ments were tracked using a cus­tom soft­ware, designed by inter­ac­tive artist Zachary Lieber­man. ( openframeworks.cc )

Down­load the font here: nl.toyota.be/​iqfont

More pic­tures here: flickr.com/​photos/​40243214@N05/​sets/​72157621047564023/​

StumbleUpon Button Reaches 25 Billion Clicks

StumbleUponSocial dis­cov­ery tool Stum­ble­Upon has reached a new mile­stone; its famous “Stum­ble” but­ton has been clicked more than 25 bil­lion times.

Today we cel­e­brate 25,000,000,000 clicks of the Stum­ble! but­ton,” Stum­ble­Upon Com­mu­nity Man­ager Mon­ica Semergiu said in a tweet.

The social media com­pany has been on a roll ever since it was spun out from eBay in 2009. In Novem­ber 2010 the social site hit 12 mil­lion users.

Stum­ble­Upon reached 27.5 mil­lion stum­bles in a sin­gle day last month and broke its mobile usage recorddur­ing this year’s Super Bowl. In April, the com­pany hit 1 bil­lion stum­bles per month.

While Stum­ble­Upon doesn’t receive the same type of media atten­tion that Face­book, Twit­ter, Foursquare or Google+ gar­ner, it has qui­etly grown into a social media pow­er­house with mil­lions of loyal users. The result has been a solid busi­ness that will cel­e­brate its 10th birth­day in November.

Bacon Ipsum Turns Your Dummy Text Into Yummy Text

Bacon IpsumAny­one har­nesses the writ­ten word for a liv­ing is eye-bleedingly famil­iar with lorem ipsum the long string of Latin jibber-jabber that acts as a place­holder until your actual dic­tio­nal genius shines through. Good news! It’s dead. Bacon ipsum killed it.

Bacon ipsum does pretty much what you’d expect; replace Latin with deli­cious meaty meat words. Just tell the online dummy text gen­er­a­tor how many para­graphs you need and whether you want all meat or meat and filler. If you’re hav­ing a hard time let­ting go of the old ways, you can even start with “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet…” before div­ing into the pork. But tell me you wouldn’t rather just dive right into this:

Tail chicken pork corned beef bre­saola pork loin. Meat­loaf ham corned beef ham hock, pig ground round sausage short ribs fat­back. Strip steak rib­eye tail flank, t-bone pancetta bil­tong ham­burger ham hock beef ribs tongue. Flank pork loin veni­son, corned beef shoul­der tongue bre­saola sir­loin pig t-bone rib­eye. Sausage beef pork belly short loin, spare ribs pork loin flank short ribs chuck ham veni­son ground round. Sausage cow short ribs chuck chicken bacon tongue. Bacon shank pork spare ribs rib­eye ground round shoul­der, bre­saola salami ham hock short ribs tongue ham­burger fat­back tail.

Bacon Ipsum Generator